Articles by Ben Dennison

• 6 Most Questionable Game-to-Game Adaptations 11 months ago
  

  Who is E. Hondo?

• 7 Least Practical Controllers 11 months ago
  

  Needs more keypads.

• 6 Crappy Items Marketed Towards Gamers 11 months ago
  

  Trail mix? Oh fuck yes.

• The 7 Worst Spin-Offs to Classic Games 10 months ago
  

  Close the damn door!

• 4 Most Expensive Mistakes in The Gaming Industry 12 months ago
  

  Hey guys! Let's make 12,000,000 of these!

• 4 Games You Will (Thankfully) Never Get To Play 11 months ago
  

  Who doesn't love raisins?

• 4 Educational Games That Taught Us Nothing 10 months ago
  

  Oh no, corn flakes!

• 4 Villains You Completely Misjudged 1 year ago
  

  Kidnapping is love!

• 5 Worst Nintendo Knock-Offs 1 year ago
  

  My God, it's full of Popeye!

• The 4 Most Bizarre Religious Games 1 year ago
  

  Eat fruit, Satan!

• 4 Peripherals That Should Have Rocked (But Failed) 1 year ago
  

  I'm covered in ants! I'm covered in ants!

• The 6 Most Overwhelmingly Japanese Games 1 year ago
  

  Now with more American presidents!

• The 5 Unwritten Rules of Brawler Games 1 year ago
  

  Man, I fucking hate robot brains.

• The 6 Crappiest Bosses in Mega Man 1 year ago
  

  Quick scenario: You just broke out of a federal prison. Now that you're a free man, what's the first thing you do? If you're Dr. Wily then the answer is “groom your bitching mustache.” Then you construct a series of eight robots, each with a unique theme and novelty but also with a specific weakness that another robot in said series could easily exploit. Why? Because fuck sensible logic, that's why.

• 4 Games You Are Embarrassed to Love (And How to Make Them Manlier) 1 year ago
  

  Everyone has their guilty pleasures. Maybe you partake of a bit more peanut brittle than you should. Maybe you still actively listen to Dead or Alive records. Whatever man, I'm not here to judge you.

• The 5 Least Anticipted Games of 2009 1 year ago
  

  While it's true that a new year brings the promise of many new, exciting things it also ensures there will be just as many terrible experiences, and video games are no exception. With so many titles being released in a year it's generally accepted that the quality will range from "Rad" to "Somewhat Poisonous."