Articles by Jonathan Kimak

• 7 Attractive Qualities Of Gamer Girls 1 year ago
  

  Sometimes it can appear that there are no girls on the internet or on any video games. But 38% of the gaming populace is female and we'd like to take a moment to talk about why Gaming Girls rock.

• The 5 Least Artistic Games We Still Love 1 year ago
  

  There are games that are downright ugly and have plots less imaginative than any movie made by Eddie Murphy. But some of these ugly games are more addictive than a cocaine-laced heroin burger from Wendy's.

• 6 Real World Skills You Learned From Videogames 1 year ago
  

  No, throwing a grenade is not a real world skill.

• 6 Ways Real Life Is Better Than Video Games 1 year ago
  

  The majority of people in the world who are not monks will have sex, eventually. Hell, for less than the price of a wireless Rock Band guitar controller you can get a back alley blow job. Or so we've heard.

• The 4 Most Shameless Videogame Marketing Efforts 1 year ago
  

  Marketing can be a thankless job. This is why.

• 5 Player Personalities That Cannot Handle Losing 1 year ago
  

  If you play any game long enough you are bound to lose every now and then. Most of us flex our hands, crack our knuckles and wait for the next match. But there are some people who cannot handle the strain of losing and end up going crazier than a glitched AI.

• The 6 Most Painful Ways To Die In A Video Game 1 year ago
  

  Death is inevitable, especially in video games. Chances are that in one hour of gaming you'll die and rise again more times than Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And while the average time you get blasted away into little specks of blood and bone doesn't phase you, there are some game deaths that are truly painful to watch and experience.