Articles by Malcolm Christiansen

• 8 Videogame Movies We Watched So You Could Ignore Them 7 months ago
  

  SPOILER ALERT: This article contains no spoilers.

• 6 Reasons To Be Proud Of Being A Gamer 8 months ago
  

  This one's for you, jerks.

• The 4 Pimpest Videogame Rides 8 months ago
  

  Yo dawg, we heard you like to carry birds around in a backpack!

• Six Common MMORPG Terms No-One Should Be Proud Of Using 7 months ago
  

  In our day, we just "fragged" and "spawned." What's this gibberish?

• The Five Worst Interior Design Jobs (By Videogame Villains) 9 months ago
  

  Lava pools are SO HOT this season.

• Five Steps To Getting Your Girlfriend Into Gaming 9 months ago
  

  You all have girlfriends, right?

• The Five Most Absurd Videogame Weapons 9 months ago
  

  Guns that shoot bullets are for pussies.

• The Four Biggest Let-Down Game Endings 10 months ago
  

  Man, fuck dragons.