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	<title>Gameist</title>
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	<description>The most entertaining video gaming content on the web.</description>
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		<title>4 Educational Games That Taught Us Nothing</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/4-educational-games-that-taught-us-nothing/</link>
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		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/4-educational-games-that-taught-us-nothing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:37:02 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Dennison</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh no, corn flakes!]]></description>
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		<title>7 Attractive Qualities Of Gamer Girls</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/attractive-qualities-of-gamer-girls/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/attractive-qualities-of-gamer-girls/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/attractive-qualities-of-gamer-girls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:17:25 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Kimak</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes it can appear that there are no girls on the internet or on any video games. But 38% of the gaming populace is female and we'd like to take a moment to talk about why Gaming Girls rock.]]></description>
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		<title>7 Most Violent Weapons in Videogame History</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/7-most-violent-weapons-in-videogame-history/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/7-most-violent-weapons-in-videogame-history/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/7-most-violent-weapons-in-videogame-history/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:30:45 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Plombon</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[What weapon isn't violent?]]></description>
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		<title>6 Naively Idealistic Games</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-naively-idealistic-games/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-naively-idealistic-games/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-naively-idealistic-games/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:15:54 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Plombon</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Because a video game has the power to bring world peace...]]></description>
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		<title>6 Least Heroic Heroes</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-least-heroic-heroes/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-least-heroic-heroes/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-least-heroic-heroes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:00:41 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Plombon</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Win if you can, but always cry.]]></description>
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		<title>6 Least Innovative Games You Love</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-least-innovative-games-you-love/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-least-innovative-games-you-love/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-least-innovative-games-you-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:18:02 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Plombon</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Didn't I already pay $60 for this?]]></description>
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		<title>Top 6 Video Game Drinking Buddies</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/top-6-video-game-drinking-buddies/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/top-6-video-game-drinking-buddies/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/top-6-video-game-drinking-buddies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:52:37 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RisingPun</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[The best characters to go out drinking with. When you're pretending you're not in for another night of playing video games and drinking alone.]]></description>
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		<title>The 5 Least Artistic Games We Still Love</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/the-5-least-artistic-games-we-still-love/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/the-5-least-artistic-games-we-still-love/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/the-5-least-artistic-games-we-still-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:54:05 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Kimak</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[There are games that are downright ugly and have plots less imaginative than any movie made by Eddie Murphy.  But some of these ugly games are more addictive than a cocaine-laced heroin burger from Wendy's.]]></description>
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		<title>The 7 Worst Spin-Offs to Classic Games</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/the-7-worst-spin-offs-to-classic-games/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/the-7-worst-spin-offs-to-classic-games/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/the-7-worst-spin-offs-to-classic-games/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:40:37 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Dennison</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Close the damn door!]]></description>
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		<title>6 Ways Real Life Is Better Than Video Games</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-ways-real-life-is-better-than-video-games/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-ways-real-life-is-better-than-video-games/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-ways-real-life-is-better-than-video-games/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:45:44 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Kimak</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[The majority of people in the world who are not monks will have sex, eventually. Hell, for less than the price of a wireless Rock Band guitar controller you can get a back alley blow job. Or so we've heard.]]></description>
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		<title>Six Common MMORPG Terms No-One Should Be Proud Of Using</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/six-common-mmorpg-terms-no-one-should-be-proud-of-using/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/six-common-mmorpg-terms-no-one-should-be-proud-of-using/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/six-common-mmorpg-terms-no-one-should-be-proud-of-using/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:55:04 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Christiansen</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[In our day, we just "fragged" and "spawned."  What's this gibberish?]]></description>
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		<title>6 Most Questionable Game-to-Game Adaptations</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-most-questionable-game-to-game-adaptions/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-most-questionable-game-to-game-adaptions/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-most-questionable-game-to-game-adaptions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:30:05 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Dennison</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Who is E. Hondo?]]></description>
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		<title>8 People In Your World of Warcraft Guild</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/8-people-in-your-wow-guild/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/8-people-in-your-wow-guild/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/8-people-in-your-wow-guild/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:59:38 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RisingPun</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[It doesn't matter what server you're on, or whether you're Horde or Alliance. These are the people in your guild, because they're the people in every guild.]]></description>
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		<title>6 Crappy Items Marketed Towards Gamers</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-crappy-items-marketed-towards-gamers/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-crappy-items-marketed-towards-gamers/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-crappy-items-marketed-towards-gamers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:18:48 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Dennison</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Trail mix? Oh fuck yes.]]></description>
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		<title>6 Most Terrifyingly Villainous Lairs</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-most-terrifyingly-villainous-lairs/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-most-terrifyingly-villainous-lairs/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-most-terrifyingly-villainous-lairs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:28:25 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RisingPun</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Because whether you're on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, or MTV Cribs, you know that villainy can be judged by the place that you live.]]></description>
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		<title>5 Reasons the Video Game Industry is Recession Proof</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/5-reasons-the-video-game-industry-is-recession-proof/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/5-reasons-the-video-game-industry-is-recession-proof/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/5-reasons-the-video-game-industry-is-recession-proof/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:21:42 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny Gallagher</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[The threat of global economic collapse has the world wondering if they should keep their money buried in jars in their backyard or diversify their portfolio by keep some under their child's mattress and in the laundry room air conditioning vent.]]></description>
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		<title>8 Enemies That Have Fucked You Over</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/8-enemies-that-have-fucked-you-over/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/8-enemies-that-have-fucked-you-over/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/8-enemies-that-have-fucked-you-over/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:51:23 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Plombon</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[What you can't kill will probably kill you.]]></description>
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		<title>7 Least Practical Controllers</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/seven-least-practical-controllers/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/seven-least-practical-controllers/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/seven-least-practical-controllers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:43:56 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Dennison</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Needs more keypads.]]></description>
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		<title>8 Videogame Movies We Watched So You Could Ignore Them</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/8-videogame-movies-we-watched-so-you-could-ignore-them/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/8-videogame-movies-we-watched-so-you-could-ignore-them/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/8-videogame-movies-we-watched-so-you-could-ignore-them/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:36:01 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Christiansen</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[SPOILER ALERT: This article contains no spoilers.]]></description>
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		<title>6 Most Racist Video Games</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-most-racist-video-games/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-most-racist-video-games/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-most-racist-video-games/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:43:04 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Plombon</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[And not one mention of Custer's Revenge!]]></description>
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		<title>6 Games You Wasted Your Life On</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-games-you-wasted-your-life-on/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-games-you-wasted-your-life-on/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-games-you-wasted-your-life-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:08:40 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RisingPun</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[And the real world skills you could have been practicing instead.]]></description>
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		<title>6 Real World Skills You Learned From Videogames</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-real-world-skills-you-learned-from-videogames/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-real-world-skills-you-learned-from-videogames/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-real-world-skills-you-learned-from-videogames/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:04:31 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Kimak</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[No, throwing a grenade is not a real world skill.]]></description>
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		<title>4 Games You Will (Thankfully) Never Get To Play</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/4-games-you-will-never-get-to-play/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/4-games-you-will-never-get-to-play/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/4-games-you-will-never-get-to-play/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:17:40 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Dennison</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Who doesn't love raisins?]]></description>
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		<title>7 Least Terrifying Horror Games</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/7-least-terrifying-horror-games/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/7-least-terrifying-horror-games/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/7-least-terrifying-horror-games/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:49:21 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Plombon</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[Forget games, I'm scared of ending up homeless...]]></description>
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		<title>6 Reasons To Be Proud Of Being A Gamer</title>
		<link>http://gameist.com/articles/6-reasons-to-be-proud-of-being-a-gamer/</link>
		<guid>http://gameist.com/articles/6-reasons-to-be-proud-of-being-a-gamer/</guid>
		<comments>http://gameist.com/articles/6-reasons-to-be-proud-of-being-a-gamer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:39:45 -0700</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Christiansen</dc:creator>
		<description><![CDATA[This one's for you, jerks.]]></description>
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